Teagies, n.

Tea-party orgies.

When your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper, English Orgy.
things you might overhear at a Teagie:

"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"

"Yes, would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"

"Oh that's the spot. A little to the left. And hand me a crumpet."

"Would you like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"
by Mr. Farcy and George March 20, 2010
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A stinky little fungus man that lives in the forest. He comes out of his house usually in a small rotting log to steal and harvest the organs of small children and rodents. A teagy beags is a very mischievous creature that enjoys playing pranks on people by blasting black pick house on full blast. Can usually be seen with and around an Abbeigh.
Person 1: woa is that a teagy beags?!

Person 2: yea quick run fast before they play black pink house!
by Grand Court of Negus April 20, 2022
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