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teabagees 

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.
teabagees by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005

teabagee 

Individual or specific member of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
The best teabagee in the group
teabagee by agentlibsux October 6, 2009

teabagese 

incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.
Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.
teabagese by Jarweed November 29, 2009

teabagee 

People in the anti-Tea Bag movement. Specifically people who are pushing for blanket immigration amnesty and who cry out "racist" against anybody who opposes open borders.

Also includes Obama people who openly insult normal everyday Americans and accuse them of being racist because they disagree with Obama.
That Teabagee really puts out for Obama. When he's not busy teabagging for the rest of the anti-American crowd. What a teabagging shill. Thinks he's an activist.
teabagee by BudLite May 1, 2010
/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.
"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."
Teabate by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021
To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.
So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.
TeaBake by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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