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wow, this months tea times is ultra cool...
by razorwit November 1, 2003
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1. slang term for an alcoholic drinking break during work hours, especially for workers at fairs and festivals where the hours are long and you have to deal with people. A highly social occasion during which flasks and bottles are passed around, everyone lets off steam, and random bites and kisses are exchanged. Can degrade (or upgrade, depending how you look at it) into a multiple-person make-out session depending on whether anyone brought drambui.
"Tea time with the ladies is at three and thirty, behind the flower booth!"
"Wonderful, I even remembered my flask today. Can I bring a friend?"
"Sure, just don't bring the boss!"
by nellemorley October 16, 2008
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In Poland "Tea Time" means hard fucking after drinking a cup of tea.
Jack invited me for some "Tea Time" last week. He was great.
by Iroquois May 24, 2006
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It's tea time bitch.

I went all tea time on his ass.

Don't make me go all tea time.
by ruralprisoner November 16, 2010
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a common term to go and smoke a form of pot out of a kettle, a British kettle
"Its Tea Time"
"Naw I just got my Tea Time fix a minute ago"
"Yourloss old chum"
by Josh W February 8, 2003
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A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute July 7, 2013
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An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.
by Josher109 February 5, 2023
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