tea leaf

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat

Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol

by usertail March 7, 2020

tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 16, 2006

Tea Leaf Green

A face-melting psychedelic band from San Francisco, CA.

I tried to get knucks at the Tea Leaf Green show last night, but instead my face melted.

by bigbear40 May 27, 2008

Tea Leaf

She is amazing! Tea is the best girl you will meet. She usually is dubbed master by boys, and she enjoys being loved by everyone. If you ever see Tea, hug her and call her a godess.

Oh my gosh! I just spoke to Tea Leaf!
Dude you are so fricking lucky!!

by Ri-Tan June 1, 2019