Taze Dancer Share definition Flag A wannabe break dancer who can't keep a beat. So bad that it looks like a person being tazed. So we watched a breakdance crew in the club. Then John stepped in. Everyone laughed cuz he's a freakin Taze Dancer. Taze Dancer by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Taze Dancer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch