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Taylorbot 

Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.
Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)
Taylorbot by coondini June 3, 2009
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TAYLORITE 

A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from Taylor MI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.
These taylorites sure are grubby looking creatures.

taylordboss956 

The most epic gamer. Can 360 noscope kids with his eyes closed. He also likes to fuck his sister.
Taylordboss956 was noscope get kids and fucking his sister yesterday
taylordboss956 by Taylordboss956 April 20, 2019

Taylorgate 

A soirée appropriately named after watergate because upon reflection, no one really knows what actually went down. The term is contributed to TK
Yo there’s a taylorgate tonight, you coming?
Taylorgate by timesnewroman January 5, 2019

taylorstone

A hooker that fakes being inlove then attempts to extort the guy for money and vehicles.
That chick just did a taylorstone and now she has money, a house, and a car.
taylorstone by Docslo January 7, 2018

Taylorophobia 

Oh look at that guy he’s got taylorophobia
Taylorophobia by Zee15 December 2, 2020

taylorblast12 

A guy who always wants to do Fortnite challenges but never does them.
You are acting like a taylorblast12
taylorblast12 by Attack Doge December 4, 2020
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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