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The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
by 93<l<0 March 29, 2012
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To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.
Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?

A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.
by example1 April 01, 2012
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1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.
"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."
by Captain Encyclopaedia March 29, 2012
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1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.


1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
by Nitro Man March 15, 2009
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To sit in front row seats at a show and stand up the whole time and dance like the inflatable arm flailing tub man. Usually involves very bad arm movements, weird body bouncing and off beat head bobbing and waves.
I am going to be Taylor Swifting the whole night at the Kendrick Lamar concert.
by blahblahblahtimestwenty March 12, 2014
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The definition of "Taylor Swift(ing)" is when your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/etc. leave you and you complain and deny all purposes of said leaving, as if you are "Writing a song about it"
Taylor Swift(ing) includes: "Come on, Michael... don't be a Taylor Swift." , "Dude, so when I told her I was going to the party, she totally started to Taylor Swift me." . "My boyfriend is kind of making me upset, because whenever I say I need to go he always starts Taylor Swifting."
by DudeFromSomewhere September 21, 2013
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when a girl is sad or thinking about something serious she listens to a ton of taylor swift songs having to do with what situation she is in.
friend: "hey! are you ok?"
girl: "no i'm sad"

friend: "oh.. are you taylorswifting?"
girl: "ofcourse i am!"
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