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Taxonomy 

A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.
My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.
Taxonomy by TaxonomicHater September 3, 2021

Taxonomy 

As tax-filing season arrives upon the US, every year delivers the same surprising fact that, indeed, this includes you too.
“The filing deadline’s tomorrow. Did you do yours? Cuz you look too chill.”
“Yes! I paid someone to do them. The taxonomy mnemonic you suggested (TAX-OH NO!-ME!) helped me remember.”
Taxonomy by madcopywriter July 11, 2021

Taxonomy 

“Collection taxonomy” refers to the reclassification of our design language and family naming
taxonomy is taxonomy
Taxonomy by worst_lame August 12, 2024

Money taxonomy

Is a classification of money, it depends on the characteristics of that form of money.
In South Africa, that banknote falls under the money taxonomy of legal tender in terms of section 17 of the South African Reserve Bank Act.
Money taxonomy by VJ Khorombi August 16, 2026

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Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"

Taxonomically 

The rules of the new game were written taxonomically.
Taxonomically by Jeba Barker January 25, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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