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Taxonomy 

A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.
My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.
Taxonomy by TaxonomicHater September 3, 2021

Taxonomy 

As tax-filing season arrives upon the US, every year delivers the same surprising fact that, indeed, this includes you too.
“The filing deadline’s tomorrow. Did you do yours? Cuz you look too chill.”
“Yes! I paid someone to do them. The taxonomy mnemonic you suggested (TAX-OH NO!-ME!) helped me remember.”
Taxonomy by madcopywriter July 11, 2021

Taxonomy 

Collection taxonomy” refers to the reclassification of our design language and family naming
taxonomy is taxonomy
Taxonomy by worst_lame August 12, 2024

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Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"

Taxonomically 

The rules of the new game were written taxonomically.
Taxonomically by Jeba Barker January 25, 2014

Taxonomies 

What Larry Gus knows what he feels
A quote from taxonomies ( I think this is it): “I know what I feel, so.”
Taxonomies by Celerez October 18, 2020