Top Definition
1. One who attempts to trade services like cooking for marijuana instead of paying and when he does pay he does so with a check.

2. Someone who licks whip cream out of strippers ass.

3. See toad licker
Did nick try and cook for you instead of paying for weed again? man he is such a tausser!

Hey! did he just lick that strippers ass? What a tausser!
by Black Rob the Magical July 12, 2005

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