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1.
delicious weed
Let's have some tasty cakes in Kai's room, 8pm tonight.

by curlyoung July 29, 2008
 
2.
The name given to the weakest person in a cabin or group that is sexually abused by the others
"Did you see that tasty cakes in cabin 4?!"

"i want a peice of tasty cake's ass"
 
3.
When a man ejaculates into a woman's anus, and she immediately shits out a cum swirrled poop log, resembling a swiss cake roll.
I had to stop myself from packaging that tasty cake she just gave birth to.
by turtle_mcflipperpants May 18, 2011
 
4.
An adjective, meaning something is of excellent quality, soft and moist with a creamy centre
That's a totally tastycakes plan!
by ggbrosfan March 04, 2010
 
5.
term of endearment for sexual partner/lover
My tastycake is "all the good things wrapped up in one"!
by Marilou March 20, 2007
 
6.
mood killer.
when your having hot intimate passionate sexy sex and the girl, or woman shouts tastycake right before the male is about to have an amazing orgasm. he then becomes soft and limp.

ex: uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyy.tastycake.

fuck you bitch
by nigerian master July 20, 2009
 
7.
when a man inserts cake into a woman's vagina then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a shit.
lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.
by 12354 November 09, 2007