When you fuck you girlfriend's mother and don't wash your dick afterwards. Then have your girlfriend blow you with her mothers vaginal fluid dried on your dick.
Last week after fucking her mom, I gave Lindsay a taste of home.
In 2013, Taste of Home began hosting Gingerbread BLVD, featuring an interactive, full-scale gingerbread house in New York City created during the holiday season
A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.
I would never think to try the taste of home with jannice
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'