verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.

hump people for phun