A procrastinating college student, usually found cocooned in small silver cars, often avoiding coursework by mutiliating her fingers. Has also been spotted in toy departments on Saturdays.
"Who was in that small silver car? Why, I think it was a Tarzipan!"
by Laydee A to da Z, 1-2-3, A-B-C, BLT, Do-re-mi March 08, 2004