(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers
Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..
by Analogue July 30, 2005
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