Tardmata 

Noun, Unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Amy says "Anne, come look at this on my hands. I have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?" To which Anne replies "Amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as Tardmata"

Tardmata by AnnaAileen April 3, 2007

Tardatarium 

A Tardatarium is a special place for really stupid people to live. It's kind of like a retard-house and kind of like a jail because people are not allowed to leave. It's where the most ignorant retards can be amounst their own kind.

Let's go down to the Tardatarium and laugh at the retards. I heard Erica works in the cafeteria at the Tardatarium.

Tardatarium by Piggly Hoggly December 17, 2008

tardatassup

1. to have a lot of good sex, which overly pleases a female
2. to hurt someone badly

1. When I get home tonight and call that fine ass gurl ovah, I'ma tardatassup!
2. Keep on jokin on me, aftah school I'm gone tardatassup!

tardatassup by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting February 20, 2003

tardmath 

a math course aimed at lesser intelligence.

Oh, you're taking tardmath!

tardmath by yibisk July 16, 2024