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A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.
"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."
by Nodnarb Nine-toes. February 07, 2012

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