Tardagain 

Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"

WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!

Tardagain by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008

TardGrinder 

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

TardGrinder by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

tardawan 

When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.

The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.

"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."

tardawan by Papa Dwarf October 10, 2018

tardigan 

A sweater for special people

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

tardigan by rocjok April 28, 2011

tardanian 

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

tardanian by q4rules April 27, 2007

Turdakaine 

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather

The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.

Turdakaine by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Tardaliny 

something small and cute but bad.

my small black and blonde pomchi. she is very tardaliny.

Tardaliny by tardaliny August 19, 2009