by thatonedudebrah May 20, 2011
King Tao is a true faggot. He can't get any so he waits until girls get piss ass drunk and then takes advange of them when they are incoherent. He has a microscopis penis, obviously... since he only gets with girls when they wont remember it the next day. He can frequently be seen at home drinking a case of beer by himself, or in the back of rat's car. Not only does he take advantage of drunk girls, but also enjoys to look at naked little boys. Pathetic is one word to describe this asshole.
Who's that faggot in the corner with a beer in his hand?
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"
by MCal April 9, 2005
Only the coolest, hippest, hottest club located inside The Venetian Resort and Casino, in Las Vegas!!
What are we doing tonight?
I dunno let's go to TAO.
couple hours later....20 drinks later....
Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?
Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....
I dunno let's go to TAO.
couple hours later....20 drinks later....
Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?
Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....
by crazybeyotch March 21, 2007
forget those other two bullshit definitions. the real definition of TAO is taking advantage of a young girl who drinks too much and loses her option of free will. A man who TAOs will wait until the girl begins to lose her ability to make desicions and he will take advantage of her.
Ostick TAOed that grimy bitch
by King TAO April 6, 2005
I tao'ed your mom lastnight.
by jimmy fringer August 12, 2006
A Native American Pueblo (Tiwa People) located in the Southwest of the United States, more specifically in the north central part of the State of New Mexico. These people speak the ancient Tiwa language. This ancient indigenous settlement has been continuously inhabited by the Taos Pueblo Native Americans long before there was ever such a thing as the United States or even the State of New Mexico. In fact this group of people was in conflict with the Spaniards that came into their region in the 1600’s. In these ancient people’s eyes ‘recent’ people as of the 1800’s and onward are all considered Immigrants to them. Taos is the northernmost of the nineteen New Mexico Pueblos.
For more information on this group of Native American people please perform an internet search on ‘Taos Pueblo’.
So NO this is not ORIGINALLY an old Spanish colonial outpost of indigenous Chicano people (squatters) it’s the home to the Native American group of Taos Pueblo people. These people have lived in their mountain valley hundreds of years before Europe emerged from the Dark Ages. So you people out there, you better RECOGNIZE this fact!!! Oh yeah, do continue to ‘test’ your expensive outdoor gear there “like you’re all that” while you drop some major fundage in these Native American’s valley. It’s ALL GOOOD!!! By bringing your money to them and demo-ing your expensive outdoor gear in front of them you save them the hassle of finding out what works and what doesn’t. It can’t get any better than that for them.
For more information on this group of Native American people please perform an internet search on ‘Taos Pueblo’.
So NO this is not ORIGINALLY an old Spanish colonial outpost of indigenous Chicano people (squatters) it’s the home to the Native American group of Taos Pueblo people. These people have lived in their mountain valley hundreds of years before Europe emerged from the Dark Ages. So you people out there, you better RECOGNIZE this fact!!! Oh yeah, do continue to ‘test’ your expensive outdoor gear there “like you’re all that” while you drop some major fundage in these Native American’s valley. It’s ALL GOOOD!!! By bringing your money to them and demo-ing your expensive outdoor gear in front of them you save them the hassle of finding out what works and what doesn’t. It can’t get any better than that for them.
Those Taos Native Americans are HARDCORE! Being settled in that NM mtn. valley of theirs for as long they have.
by NDN dude January 8, 2007
Definitions one and two are both complete bullshit. There is one definition for TAO .. Taking Advantage Of. This is an art commonly practiced by legends all over the world. The process is very simple; intoxicate a cute little girl (preferably younger) and after she has lost her right of free will, Take Advantage Of her. (TAO) TAOing was originated in DELCO
by KING TAO March 25, 2005