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The act of becoming much more overweight, usually performed by those who lose elections and become exponentially larger as a coping mechanism for their losses against much thinner and more attractive running mates.

The word Tank comes form the size of the person in question.
"Oh wow I thought she was a tank now, but ever since losing those JSA elections, she has become so much tankier."
by The Webster Dictionary Pro May 23, 2009

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