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a Tampire is a Vampire that doesnt like hurting humans or animals... so in order to get the blood they need to survive, they suck the blood off of used tampons....
Gay guy 1: hey check out that Vampire... he's suckin' on a used tampon lol!!!

gay guy 2: lol!!! he must be a tampire!!!
Tampire by Ph8 April 23, 2004
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1. A guy or woman who enjoys eating women while on thier cycle. The woman who allows this to happen to her is considered a Trampire.
Guy is getting ready to go downtown, girl stops him "you don't wanna do that, um, it's that time of the month" Guy says "don't worry, I'm a Tampire"
Tampire by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010
A woman on her PMS around Halloween.
Krueger: What are you going to dress up as?

Jason: I don't know if my girlfriend will let me leave, she's usually a tampire around Halloween.

Krueger: Haha, pussy.
Tampire by AzzaCadabra August 15, 2010

Trampire 

A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.

Derived from the words tramp and vampire.

See also Kristen Stewart
Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.

Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.

Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?

Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.

Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.

Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.

Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.

Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.

Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!

Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
Trampire by Naim E. August 23, 2012

Tampered Thread 

Tampered Threads: Adjective/Slang
It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.

History of Tampered Threads:

This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.

Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
Person 1: "Dayyymmn Bro, where'd you find that Tampered Thread at?"

Person 2: At tamperedthreads.com
Tampered Thread by The Goat Spoke January 11, 2021
Tempire is wack community where the wackiest things happen.
Man, we should revolt this shiz sometime man. It's becoming tempire again
Tempire by the maxochist April 15, 2020

Trampire 

a person, usually female, who sucks dicks like a vampire sucks blood.
Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!
Trampire by mrmattboring July 5, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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