Tampon induced anger spree, generally directed at the nearest male, although some larger Tampages have been known to annihilate small villages and towns. Symptoms include random shouting, kicking, spitting, large-scale verbal nonsense and limitless amounts of aggression. There are thought to be links between extreme cases of PMS and the early stages of a Tampage, although research into these connections is in its infancy.
by iamanimale April 1, 2011