Tampon induced anger spree, generally directed at the nearest male, although some larger Tampages have been known to annihilate small villages and towns. Symptoms
include random shouting, kicking, spitting, large-scale verbal nonsense and limitless
amounts of aggression. There are thought
to be links between
extreme cases of PMS and the early stages of a Tampage, although research into
these connections is in its infancy.