While on dinner with a girl you sneak off with her purse and take a massive shit inside of it. Make sure you pregame with a 3 day diet of Taco Bell Beef Chalupa Supremes. Once she discovers it you jump up and run, never to see her again.
I totally gave Cheryl a Tampa Tushy Treat at Juliano's last night!
No way bruh, did she find it??
Yah man, I ran out of there so fast.
No way bruh, did she find it??
Yah man, I ran out of there so fast.
by MadelineCunningham53 November 14, 2019