When something is going horribly wrong, or something does not count.
"I don't think this is going to be okay."
"Way to set Tammy tone."
"It doesn't count."
"I don't think this is going to be okay."
"Way to set Tammy tone."
"It doesn't count."
by Tammy tone August 16, 2018
When a female fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation
Last night I brought a date home, turns out he was a freak had me giving him a Hard Tammy all night!
by Rammy82 April 2, 2021
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
Banging ass milf that angers any woman within eyes sight of thier untrustworthy partner/man and is most defanitly a decendent of a highly intelligent aincient hybrid crossbreed of smoked out extraterrestrial royalty and a broken condom full of super junked out well mannerd best dressed hobo's smelly ass drippin dick snot.
I'm so confused, my dick is over powering my brain because my wife and I came to a huge party to enjoy together, but Tammy Rae gave me the I need to play hide and go seek out the motel 6 in south kelso room 203 cuz I'm committing adultery and most defanitly gonna have supER amazing sex that will render me into a drug induced super epic 2 year devorce cuz I hada hella indigeonous stank dick only possible by getting down and strait freaky with a horNY milf obviously with the name Tammy Rae.
by Bum niguh March 6, 2018
by hey917492 July 4, 2019