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n. tally

1.A sharp blow made with the tally; a wang smack, dong slap.

2.A slap to the tally.


v. tallyslapped, tallyslapping, tallyslaps

1. To strike with a tally.
2. To cause to strike sharply and loudly with a tally: “He swung his hip violently and tallyslapped him in the eye.”
3. To put or place quickly or carelessly with the tally: tallyslapped butter on a bagel.
4. To recieve a slap to the tally.

Tallyslap²
n. Vulgar Slang

1. Used as an insult; "You dirty tallyslap!"

Tallyslap
n.

1. A highly advanced stage, or "digivolved" version, of gonorrhea.

2. A type three stage of the clap resulting in the falling off of the everything; (1)The Clap. (2) The Tallyclap. (3) Tallyslap.
He was left with a dark red mushroom mark on his cheek after recieving the harshest tallyslap of his life.
Tallyslap by Yamazaki Susumu March 31, 2005
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tallyclava 

the loose skin protecting a gentile gentleman's bobby's top, which provides warmth and shelter (and an ambient environment for the growth of nob Philadelphia). In most cases, can be retracted to reveal the Bishop of Reading's Hat and the Japanese Tourist's Eye.
He had a tallyclava like a windsock at Heathrow.
tallyclava by Dave Petherbridge October 6, 2006

Tellyclapper 

Liverpool fan who says they cant get a ticket for the game so they go the pub and clap at the tv.
That Liverpool fan says he cant get a ticket for the game. How come people from Norway and Devon can? He's a liar he just doesnt try and is a Tellyclapper.
Tellyclapper by Go the game blue August 27, 2009
also, tandyslappage (n.), tandyslapped (vi, pl.) tandyslapping (pp.)

1. To defeat or be defeated, thwarted, injured, hurt,
done in, etc. by technology or the use of technologies
and/or artifacts of much lesser sophistication & usually
far earlier manufacture than that which is being used
thereagainst, in armed combat, in laboratory settings,
traffic, and so on. can be used regardless of the
vintage of the machine in question for any case of im-
mediate bodily harm or other failure dealt directly or
made possible by a computer, but is mostly relevant to
instances in which said computer is by turns obsolete.

2. To kill or be killed, maimed, injured, put out, etc.,
in such a way as employs the "two birds with one stone"
principle. The term is dually applicable to cases of this
in which the principle described above, in sense 1, can
also be observed.

There is debate as to the word's origins, many taking
up a side which identifies the Tandy Personal Computer
of the seventies as being the namesake entity, others
contending that "tandy" is simply a short form of the
word "tandem", and that the definition which appears
here in sense 2 is the only authentic one. To both of
these another theory is preferred more still which pro-
poses that the rhyme with "handicapped" was meant by
its originators to be a subtly implicit reference to
the permanent brain damage often suffered by those who
fall victim to tandyslapping.
- "...took the f*ck down with a pair of 8 bit Nintendo
contollers for a bolo, and hog tied."

- "Whoa, Tandyslapped! Anyone get it on camera?"
Tandyslap by ThaGink April 7, 2010

tellyclapper 

disenfranchised kopite who "cant gerra ticket lar" as his club has sold them all to norwegian and irish tourists, so dresses up in full lfc regalia to watch the match in the flat house or other such establishment
kopite went to the pub

kopite went to the pub

kopite went to the pub

to watch the match on telly

these tellyclappers get everywhere!
tellyclapper by herr e minge September 1, 2009

Tallywap 

Sticking your dick in the pussy and wiggling it around till you cum
Tallywap me Dave
Tallywap by Ted jonssan February 20, 2018

Tallyssa 

Tallyssa is kind and caring and will help friends out from both sides to try to keep the peace. She is rather clever but sometimes doesn’t realise when she’s hurting people and accidentally goes off with someone else. She will be there to steel your man or maybe even women
Tallyssa is a lesbian
Tallyssa by Hahsnajdhjsnskd September 17, 2018