Tallophobia

The hate of being tall. Tallophobia is a serious disease, and can affect even the tallest person. Most commonly found in women.
Tallophobia can prevent the person from wearing high heels, pretty dresses, and from landing the perfect date.
Whoa bro, did you see how tall that girl was?
Yeah bro, she fully looked like she had a huge case of Tallophobia
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