Illiterate, ignorant, misogynistic Islamic fundamentalists noted for their hatred of just about everything and love of goats and beardless youth.

It is strongly suspected that their hatred of women is rooted in their growing up in the madrassas, where they had no female contact whatsoever while being brainwashed by mullahs who would sodomize them while screaming "Allahu Akbar!".

Once they were able to grow beards, they took out their anger on women and continued the proud tradition of Islamic man-on-boy love. In their minds, it's not as sin as long as they are the givers.
"Look at that Taliban beating the woman for showing 1/4 inch of skin on her wrist."

"Why are those Taliban rounding of truckloads of little boys?"

"I smell smegma and goat shit...there must be Taliban around here!"
by Professor Vile December 27, 2007
The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.
"This curry from the Taliban is great"
by Andrew Waite May 02, 2004
To overpower, domineer, take control, run the show, run the household.
I wanted to go play cards with the guys, but my wife talibaned me into staying home and mowing the lawn.
by ComputerNinja June 12, 2009
A terrorist group- mainly found in afghanistan can be used a derogatory term such as:
This shit is so underground its taliban.
by wordshanker May 08, 2009
1. a crazy action or outburst
2. a deadly or dangerous individual or object
3. out of control social gathering
1. My girlfriend just went taliban on me.
2. That weed we smoked was taliban.
3. Hey man that party last night was taliban.
by chandler n April 12, 2008
A group of extreme terrorists located in the Middle East who use weapons given to them by the U.S.A. to fend off communists. Widely known for shooting Ak-47s straight up into the air. What they shoot at is unknown, possibly heaven?? Also, you know you are being ambushed by the Taliban when you hear aloo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loooo!
Houston: "We have a small unidentified object coming towards your way."
Astronaut: "Where is it coming from?"
Houston: "Looks like Pakistan."
Astronaut: "Shit it's a bullet; i just got shot!"
Houston: God damn those Taliban!"
by Hitler'sAmbition37 August 27, 2009
A group of men or a gathering with only men.

Whether it is deliberate or non deliberate grouping of only males one can call them talibans.

Look around and you will see our society is full of talibans. In the business lounge, in the bar, in the board meeting as well as in Forbes list of richest people.

Talibans can also be used as a reference when a group of males don't bather any other opinions.
#1
A girl to her friend: This plays sucks there are only talibans here.

#2
Young business guy 1: How did the meeting go?
Young business guy 2: I couldn’t make my point, those talibans are so fucking arrogant.

#3
Girl one: How was the party?
Girl two: Boring, and when the talibans started to jam I left.
Girl one: I know you can’t join them even if you were a professional percussionist.
by exme January 06, 2010
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