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Taint Rider 

A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.
To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.
Taint Rider by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008
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taint raider 

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.
i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.
taint raider by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

Tain Ride 

Short for 'Mountain Ride'. To drive along a mountain road, smoking Marijuana. It has thought to have originated in Northeast PA.
"Yo man, you wanna go on a tain ride?" "Yeah, let's go grab a blunt and well hit the tain before school"
Tain Ride by Diesel12590 March 24, 2010