Top Definition
A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.
"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
by Mr. Shits on the run August 15, 2011
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