Touching Another Dude Softly
Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.
TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.
Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.
TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.
"Dude, Bob kept rubbing my shoulders when he was talking to me before. What's up with that?"
"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."
"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."
by greendazed86 April 2, 2009
I need to tad before I can go to sleep.
I just tadded and I feel soo much better!
What are you doing in there? Are you tadding?
I just tadded and I feel soo much better!
What are you doing in there? Are you tadding?
by lidom January 8, 2011
Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.
The earlier version of or prelude to TND.
TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.
If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.
Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.
Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
The earlier version of or prelude to TND.
TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.
If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.
Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.
Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?
B: Yeah, time flies.
A: We need to pack up and go.
B: What for?
A: For TAD of course!
B: Yeah, time flies.
A: We need to pack up and go.
B: What for?
A: For TAD of course!
by Milanifan January 20, 2011
The 2nd smallest unit of fake measure, after the skosh. It is known to be smaller in length than the smidge.
by timbo13 December 17, 2008
by Bob Williams April 16, 2004
I need you to move the desk a few tads to the left.
You missed the target by just a tad.
The fixture housing is a few tads off.
You missed the target by just a tad.
The fixture housing is a few tads off.
by Ontological June 26, 2018