Top Definition
A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.
I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
2 more definitions
when eating a chick out, placing seran wrap over the vagina so the taste isnt as bad
She had a horrible tasting pussy, so i gave her a taco in a bag so i could stand it
by Kavy August 18, 2006
tacos in a bag. mushy. cheesy. beefy
boy: Want a taco in a bag?
boy 2: no thank you i just had my taco in a bag.
by whitexasian July 24, 2006

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