A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"

"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
by Caitster July 11, 2008
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Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.
Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...

Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
by 7 flusher November 4, 2013
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Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.
White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.
by Jack April 23, 2005
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One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
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instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 5, 2003
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Probably the most Popualar fast food joint in the Northern California region yet it gives everyone who ever eats it the shits.
Spencer: Yo I just had a huge ass burrito from Taco Bell

Matt: Dude so did I, I gotta take a shit hell bad

Ryan: Who gives a shit. I just got a PSP!
by Phil Nikumson January 2, 2007
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