the definition of perfection
"will you go out with me?"
"what if I buy taco bell?"
by foodfanatic July 25, 2014
One who looks Mexican however is not.
Dewayne is taco bell. Just like taco bell food its called Mexican but is not.
Do you speak spanish? NO you are such a taco bell
by Nightmare Avalanche November 26, 2013
One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
A hero to taste buds, but the scourge of anal sphincters the world over.
I just ate some Taco Bell, and it was delicious. My asshole will regret it tomorrow though...
by geodude54 May 22, 2012
1. where the food is tasty and cheap, but you only rent it.
2. a place where you can grab a hand full of mild sauce for free and make some pretty bitchin' enchiladas with it. (no really, try it)
1. walks up to taco bell counter: yes, let me get five crunchy tacos for four hours.
taco dork: ok that'll be seven dollars and fifty cents with a dollar fifty late fee per hour.
2. my bro: I'm hungry
me: lets go to taco bell and d-block some of their mild sauce. then I'll make us some enchiladas with the cheese and beans in the fridge.
by masteroffire February 09, 2012
36% meat, 100% delicious.
1: ewwww why are you eating that gordita from Taco Bell, you know it barely has any meat right

2: shut the fuck up this is amazing
by proofy December 31, 2011
United States' shot at a mexican restaurant.
Total failure because If you get diarrhea with that in two hours, in Mexico you'll get it double in 10 minutes.
You naive people.
Gringo: "I want Mexican food, lets go to Taco Bell"

Latino: "FUCK THAT! Let's go to Mexico cabron"
by itsmajo17 December 26, 2011

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