Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
by 7 flusher November 4, 2013
Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.
White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.
by Jack April 23, 2005
Got a Baja Blast at Taco Bell.
by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018
One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
by Dave August 5, 2003
Probably the most Popualar fast food joint in the Northern California region yet it gives everyone who ever eats it the shits.
Spencer: Yo I just had a huge ass burrito from Taco Bell
Matt: Dude so did I, I gotta take a shit hell bad
Ryan: Who gives a shit. I just got a PSP!
Matt: Dude so did I, I gotta take a shit hell bad
Ryan: Who gives a shit. I just got a PSP!
by Phil Nikumson January 2, 2007
A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.
Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
by .Midian. March 19, 2011