Ring of Tabor

Mythological ring that is the key to opening a gateway between this world and the next. It is gold in colour with a hole on one side and a gem embedded on the opposite side. When placed into a small hole in an ancient stone called a ben ben at a certain time, it uses the energy from a distant star to open the gateway. This event only happens about once every 5,000 years or so.

A gold ring with the name Hecate engraved in ancient Phonecian on the inside of the ring. The ring is known simply as the Ring of Tabor as it's keeper originated at Mount Tabor in Israel.

by Mizbrook August 21, 2011

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Tabor Academy

A school on the Cape with really hot girls, some hot guys, kick ass athletics, and academics. Guys think they're the shit and think they can get w/ any Tabor girl when in reality the girls are way too good for them. They know how to party, and can kick your ass in anything, especially sports.

Tabor guy: Wow, that girl is so hot, did u see her at the party last night? I'm so hot, athletic, and smart, I'm gonna ask her out.... Yo, you wanna hook up sometime?
Tabor girl: or not...
Tabor guy: ok then!

by student from other school January 12, 2005

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Tabor Academy

College prep school in massachusetts. A few hot guys, tons of hot girls. Very challenging academics, kick ass sports, esp ice hockey. The school is right on the water and all the kids are loaded. They kick exeter, andover and anyone elses ass because they know how to party.

boy 1: wow.. that chick is mad hot, and smart too
boy 2: of course she is, she goes to Tabor...
boy 1: i should have guessed, shes so sexy!

by student December 15, 2004

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Tabor's Law

When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.

Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!

by I heart Huckabee February 8, 2008

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Tabor Academy

A college prep school located in Marion Massachusetts. Decent academics, great sports, no art, and a strict dress-code. The population consists primarily of rich kids, overachievers, jocks, and fashionable Asians. The guys tend to be pretentious, somewhat intelligent, fit but not horribly attractive, and basically douchebags. Some of the male dorms are pretty gay. The girls are equally pretentious, extremely attractive, more focused on schoolwork, and don't wear skirts that fit the knee-length dress code. Each one owns a pair of Uggs and something with horizontal stripes. The food is good, especially white pizza Thursday and cookie Monday, but occasionally a bit repetitive. Avoid the caesar salad. People usually hook up in Hoyt or in the laundry room under the Chapel. Everyone likes to brag about something, from their academic achievements to just how loaded they are. Clubs are basically a joke and none of them meet after the first week. Nearly everyone is heterosexual and has a Twitter. Rumors spread very fast, so people say that the walls are thin. No one really understands the website, especially the teachers.

Tabor Girl: Wow I can't believe I just got dresscoded by insert teacher here! He/she must really hate me! I can't believe Tabor Academy lets them do this!
Not Tabor Girl: Well maybe it's because your skirt doesn't cover your ass.

by totes not a windmill January 18, 2013

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