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1) that shirt is so twiffy!

2) his hair is so twif!

3) your kissing is twiffic!

person 1: "hey, did you see courtney's giant ass?"

person 2: "hell yeah, that is so not twiffy."

p1: "i know, that fat whore needs to go to fat camp."

p2: "... she did."

twif by John Handonmycockbitch August 24, 2009

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Twif

The action of shoving a firearm into the vaginal cavity for pleasure.

The couple experimented with twiffing. They were part of the rare percentile that preferred a loaded magazine.

Twif by Criket March 24, 2024

Related Words

twiff • twiffle • twif • Twifag • Twife • twifight • Twifreak • Twifty • TwiFemi • twifey

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

twifing by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

twifing by Candish August 24, 2016

Twiffender

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.

1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.

Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020

twiftab

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.

Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."

twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011

twiffling

A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.

Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."

twiffling by Leoness August 6, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026