TWAT-TED 

The definition of this word would be to get CRUNK, SMASHED, CUNT-TED or WASTE-TED!

"oh my gosh marie, you were TWAT-TED last night!"
"Come back to my room, i'm a virgin!"
"WTF, you're fekin TWAT-TED!"
TWAT-TED!
CUNT-TED!
WASTE-TED!

TWAT-TED by annoymous ; ) October 18, 2007

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

blue twatted by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Twatted 

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

Twatted by soozeh February 23, 2005

twatted 

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

twatted by beewtbc November 10, 2011

twatted 

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

twatted by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009

twatted 

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

twatted by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

Twatted out by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010