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tts
Typing Tourettes Syndrome. Occurs when one is texting and spells like he or she has fingers the size of a silverback gorilla.
bro 1: heawy braio watu arw yiu p towt?!
bro 2: bro you got some mad tts.
by BLACKNOTBROWN May 17, 2011
 
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TTS
Acronym for 'That's the Shit'; commonly used when people get high on a joint and feel the need to express their satisfaction of the weed. Can also be used when you strongly agree to a statement.
Guy 1: This joint is sick
Guy 2: TTS

Guy 1: I think we all need to get drunk tonight.
Everyone: TTS!
by MalaysianRockers April 14, 2011
 
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TTS
Tweet That Shit
Nate "Vagina" Trippel: I hate those new jerseys.

Nate Lenig: "Tweet that shit!"

Me: TTS!
by bigtimeboner6 October 30, 2011
 
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TTS
an abbreviation for Threat To Society
Dude, stop being such a TTS or we'll have to lock you up again.
by Miserably Rambling April 17, 2011
 
12.
TTS
Trick Tramp Slut
All put your hands together and applaud Easy-E for TTS. Directly from Trust No Bitch.
by Someone called a TTS August 03, 2010
 
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TTS
The abbreviation for a craptastic website that has to do with sparkly vampires and no one knows what Harry Potter is. There is no swearing and everyone is aged ten and under, despite having to be 13 to sign up.
Dude.... Did you see TTS? It's SHIT now.
by NEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLE August 23, 2011
 
14.
TTS
This stands for TTS and is closely related to the word TTL referring to the length of one's tie. TTS stands for "tie too short" and is much more funny than TTL. One has TTS when his tie is higher than the top of his belt buckle. Sometimes it's minor, but other times it's just ridiculous. Fat people are at high risk for TTS because the tie is often lying on top of their fat fuck bellies making the end of it far away from the belt buckle.
That guy looks hilarious...his tie ends ABOVE his fat fuck stomach. He has TTS BIG time.
by simonchuck June 21, 2009