tldr

What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.

"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
...

...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"

by tehanteetar March 1, 2005

TLDR-tard.

One who posts a reply to a post that indicates they clearly haven't read the original entry.

It was like the guy hadn't read my post at all, he sounded like a total TLDR-tard.

by Nashty2490 September 24, 2013

TLDR

Stands for 'Too Long Didn't Read'. Typically applies to when a female sends a long paragraph about her emotions and the mansss is no longer whipped enough to respond. Might lead you to be broken up with but you can't rlly be surprised by that.

"I just feel like you never listen to me and ever since..."

"sorry bbyting but that txt woz TLDR ttyl XD"

by iamquitegoodatgolf June 16, 2020

tlDr

Too Long Dick, its Radioactive.

When his penis is so large you mistake it for a radioactive object.

I was going to fuck Jimmy last night but he's a total tlDr so i had to go get my geiger counter instead

by Long dick lance December 5, 2018

Tldr

Trust lacking delivery ruined

The Timber park subdivision experienced a severe case of Tldr put on display for all those on the nextdoor app to see.

by Lost delivery March 29, 2022

TLDR

Something some weird guy with a long ass beard makes up for “too long didn’t read”

Sorry that post you tagged me in was TLDR”

by KaykaymarieFouts October 25, 2018

TLDR

Was looking it up but it was to long to read

It's TLDR

by Breeze6534 May 23, 2020