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a derivative of the word smoke, which means to thmoke headies.
we thmoked sour diesel mo'fucka.
thmoke by resin king August 17, 2006

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
Short for thumbed meaning thumbs down, this is the most condescending insult imaginable which dates back to Roman times. thmd is often referred to as a pride-obliterating bitch slap.
A: "yo how do you beat the first level of tetris."
B: "thmd."

C: "above example thmd."
thmd by NESticle December 12, 2005
This is the accronym you accidentally think is an accronym, but is really an abbreviated version of thank you. If you are like me, you were texted this and spent 20 minutes searching google to try to crack the code so that you would seem cool and trendy to whoever sent it to you. And then you stumbled upon this definition, and now you're both relieved and embarrassed that it took you this long to figure that out.
Thmk you!
ThMk by Anna Molly March 27, 2022

thmek, thmekk, thmekker 

This is an interesting form of the widely over used word fuck/fucker. It clearly has some offworld origin, but from where remains uncertain.
It works best when uttered under the breath. The term can become unweildy when spoken in full voice; esp in sentences.
thmek, thmekk, thmekker by Zilya December 24, 2004
Thmokie thmokie thmokster

A dude that loves smoking
Like Adib
Let’s go thmokie
Thmokie by Thmokie March 20, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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