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1. The AA wave
THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
2. Lakeview Effect
when you do something at lakeview academy and you dont want everyone to know, but they find out the next day even if its not humanly possible.
I didn't want everyone to know so i didnt tell a soul, but somehow alex turnage was talking about it the next day.
3. The Domino's Effect
The effect that Domino's pizza has on you abput 15 hours after you eat it.

domino's pizza company, as you may know, is a place to call when you're sitting around at 2:00 am (most likely intoxicated)starving to death.

However, your impulse decisions will eventually bring on the Domino's Effect within 15 hours or less. Signs of the Domino's effect are:
1) extreme amounts of gas, including farting and sulfuric acid/carbon dioxide belches.
2) trips to the restroom about 4 times per half an hour for anywhere from 2 - 9 hours.
3) green diarrhea and excretion of all consumed liquids (soda, water, beer, juice, etc.)
4) a slight comatose feeling

When you get the Domino's Effect, it's best to just wait it out. Don't make plans for the next day or two, and keep a trusty container of Rollaids at hand.
"We were starving out of our minds when we decided to call a pizza place. Domino's delevered 45 minutes later, and we were all satisfied. The next day, in the afternoon, I wasn't feeling good, when I realized: The Domino's Effect has started...."
by Brandon Brown Jun 19, 2005 add a video
4. The Corpse Bride
Yet another excellent movie from Tim Burton, about a young man, (Victor) who is to marry the daughter of an influental and very rich family in his town (Victoria). He goes out into the woods, practicing his vows for his wedding the next day, and accidently becomes married to a 'corpse bride' (Emily). The movie has some interesting turns involving a murder, bankrupsy, and, of course, 'true' love. It is definatly worth your time to watch if you have not seen it yet.
The Corpse Bride is an amazing movie and very entertaining for audiences of all ages.
5. The Man
All too powerful divine force. Rules your life, keeps you in line. In america it is very common to "stick it to the man", but watch out, The Man sticks back. You go and stick him with a call in to work sick on 4th of July? He'll come right back, bend you over, and stick it to you right back by he won't fire you from your shitty job, but gives you double the hours of nights and weekend shifts the next week, just daring you to stick him again and try and quit your job. When he sticks back, he sticks back hard. Few have defied The Man and have survived to tell about it. You fuck with The Man, then The Man fucks you.
Matt and Andrew foolishly thinking they could stick it to The Man for weeks on end were skipping school and participating in outdoor activites. For a couple days they thought they had beaten The Man until they capsized their canoe, losing not only valuable posessions, but also their dignity as at the next day at school they were laughed upon by children who understood not to fuck with The Man.
6. The Winsor School
A girls only school pack full with bitchy back stabbing girls. You never have a real freind there because they all pretend to like you. Any secret u tell someone one day will become the biggest school news the next. oh yeah they're also obsessed with boys and its really annoying.
Girl 1: Hey can i tell u a secret. Promise u wont tell a soul?
Girl 2: yeah of course.. kmon u can trust me.
Girl 1: okay.. so yeah this weekend a boy kissed me
Girl 2: oh.. k
the next day at the winsor school
whispering in the halls.. people givin gu dirty looks
girl one goes up to someone
girl 1: whats going on
other girl: you kissed a boy...
7. hair of the bear that mauled you
Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
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