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1.
TEW
Total Extreme Warfare:

A wrestling simulator written by Adam Ryland and is a follow up to the popular Extreme Warfare series
TEW is one of the best if the the best wrestling simulators on the planet.
by Scott Is God November 05, 2007
 
2.
tew
A word used as a substitute for "to", "two", "too", etc.
Joelle said Sam is coming tew.
by Yuki April 28, 2005
 
3.
tew
A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu.

Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’.
I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!!

Aww, I wuvv yew tew!!
by Victor Van Styn August 09, 2005
 
4.
tew
all the meanings of two, to and too combined, so you don't have to know which to use, but have to figure out what the person means, to understand them.
I have tew, tew.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
 
5.
Another word for to.
ma: daiv gohe tews teh shawp!1
daiv: omgf plzban!1
by Kurt NG UD September 25, 2004