TELoMP 

"Talking Extra Loud on My Phone"; verb. A defense tactic used to counteract the annoying disturbance caused by another, less courteous, cell phone user. May also be used against generally loud, obnoxious talkers.

My roommate was being really loud and annoying as usual, so I TELoMP'ed her with several conversations I saved up for the specific purpose of surviving such an onslaught of rudeness.

TELoMP by OoaKwA September 8, 2011

Vine telomeres 

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

Vine telomeres by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

Telopea 

Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"

Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"

Telopea by Anti bogan August 22, 2009

telomere

Telomeres are the ends of chromosomes. They consist of repetitive sequences that vary in length between species and individuals. With each cell division, telomeres shorten due to oxidative stress and the inability of DNA polymerase to fully replicate them (end replication problem). Several means to lengthen telomeres have been observed; in humans, two methods exist: the telomerase enzyme and the recombination-based alternative lengthening of telomeres (ALT). Telomeres play a significant role in cancer development and stem cell aging.

90% of cancers activate telomerase as a telomere maintenance mechanism.

telomere by tempest33 March 16, 2009

Telopea SkatePark 

Located Next to telopea public school,
and Coles (BILO R.I.P) and The Bottleshop

Where all the Junior Junkies ( Around the age when junkies start smoking and drinking, 9 yrs old - 18 yrs old)

sit around,
Smoke, Drink

and pick on thomas brown when he walks past.

John Tai: Ay B'o you wanna go to the skate park, hit up the Bong and drink some VB moit!

Some other FOB: Eshayyzzzz braaah!!
im a sickcunt!!!

Telopea Skatepark

Telopea SkatePark by Brother Robert Sutton May 21, 2009

Telopathicography 

TelopathicographyTelopathicography: Similar to Perpen's borther, the nuance's in the topography of Japan does not corelate correctly with the suns division of coconut water. Even Joe Biden was informal enough to delegate matters to the construction of constitution of the geography telemetry of mars. Coincidently, Africa has a high condensation rate of snow maternally falling through the amazon rain forest. Its proven that the integral of (x^2 * y^2 * z^2 + 2)/2d proves that the Canada has enough sinusoidal oil to be blooming Fried Rice externally in NASA's space shuttle orbiter. Theorictallly speaking if you take a Formula 1 Car's v12 engine, you can rewrite the constitution law form of Telsa Moters Industry to mass produce protractors for the economics department in Massachusetts University .

The summation of Perpen brothers proves telopathicography is a 2 Sum Theorem to prove grass growth in Antarctica.

Telopathicography by Flash News November 15, 2021

Telopea Birdshit 

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

Telopea Birdshit by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022