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Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)
"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)
Tdtf by The Spooky Twigg November 4, 2004
Related Words
TDWTF Tdtf twtf TRWTF TAWTFY THWTFS tiwtf tswtf TWTFIS TWTFITA
Billy: Look at this website! WTF is going on here?
Bob: Sure, that is an awful website, but TRWTF is you're using IE 7!
TRWTF by gms5002 December 28, 2008
Acronym for "That's A White Trash For You", which can be stated out loud among friends when observing the stereotypical behavior of a white trash person.

Also: See TANFY.
TAWTFY, what did you expect?
TAWTFY by Moe Banks September 1, 2005
liz: did you hook up with matt?
mary: nah dude, i was TDTF.
liz: damn, well better luck next time.
TDTF by becca dc September 11, 2010
Wtf Mark, why are you fuckin my girl? Because thats some prime pussy twtf!
twtf by neverfnmind April 19, 2014
Acronym: Thats What the Fuck I'm Talking About!

1. A phrase used when you are excited in agreement with someone elses statement.

2. A saying that can also be used as a replacement for "I told you so..."

3. A common phrase used by Annunziata "one pimp motherfucker."
Girl: "I like fat, buck toothed guys."
Guy: "TWTFITA!"

Girl: "Lets get some sushi & wine!"
Guy:"TWTFITA!"
TWTFITA by Sleeping Dragon April 17, 2011