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Throat crabs from too much dick.

A serious illness from which there is no cure. The only thing to keep the swelling and itching down, is to go on and keep blowing... more dick.

Symptoms: Itching throat, coughing, self isolation, and the urge for your man's cock.
Sexual Partner: "Dude, why is your neck so red?"

Marlon: "It's from all that dick, y'know? Leave me alone!!"

Sexual Partner: "Looks nasty bro, you should get it checked out..."

Marlon: "Can you take off your pants, please?"

Sexual Partner: "TCFTMD!!!"
by Sexual Partner September 12, 2011