Tired as fuck. Exhausted.
Took a nap in my truck at lunch... still TAF.
by kar bomb October 11, 2005
Tits Ass Face
TAF is a word used usually my males to rate a female's main features on a scale of 0 - 10. When TAFing, you may pretty much TAF any female (whether in a movie, walking down the street, etc.). If a female is not worth TAFing, they are considered as unTAFable (usually those who have 2 or more ratings under 3).
Jimmy: Yo! TAF that girl
Daniel: 5 4 8
by RoflCopterGG June 14, 2011
Tight As Fuck
that game was TAF
by nahhhhh July 10, 2008
1.)An acronym meaning Take A Fifth
2.)To take a fifth of alcohol, preferably Bacardi 151
Tate: "Yo pat, TAF! "
Patrick: "Will do!"
by Tate and Pat November 04, 2005
Short for "Tool Academy For Sure".
A handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on MTV's Tool Academy) without them knowing what you're saying.
He is so TAFS.
by Fru Grump July 07, 2011
1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).
gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.
by Pedro Sosa October 04, 2010
Thick as f**ck. Used to describe someone being stupid without them knowing.
She is t.a.f! or Just said out loud as t.a.f and the target not understanding but your friends will ;D
by Matthew Zunder October 14, 2007
Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).
I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday
by JBF May 12, 2005

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