Thinly Veiled Gym Status

A form of status update that gym-goers will use to subtlety tell everyone that they go to the gym, by attempting to hide it in a status about something else.

Tragic Chinese Gayness-- A highly contagious disease which usually targets individuals of Asian decent. This rare illness attacks the brain specifically, the limbic system, also known as the "emotional brain" The disease will cause an individual, usually male, to feel stronger and stronger sexually towards the same sex. This infection also targets the reproductive system, targeting males with "tuna can" penis'(one that is fatter than it is wide). One must begin seeking treatment as soon as one notices any of the symptoms. Treatments: Therapy, Bible studies, Nirvana/Enlightnment meditation.