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TJ
A blonde haired Bieber wannabe who is only capable of remembering ridiculous stories and facts, but not actually important things. Like a job that needs to get done at work.

He is the guy you see in Safeway saying very loudly, "I'm a Floozy" When in fact he doesn't know what a Floozy is.
You totally just pulled a TJ!
by I am a Mouse, yet mighty February 10, 2011
 
1.
TJ
TJ is a bad ass person. TJ does NOT mean small junk, Tijuana nor thief. TJ is probably the coolest down-to-earth person you will ever have the privilege to befriend! Always making people laugh and down for a good time. With his great personality, charm and skills, TJ pulls the hottest girls around.
Not only is TJ notorious for the best woman in town, TJ also has the best dank bud and more friends than anyone could ask for!
1 "Look at that guy....he has 4 chicks all over him"

-"yeah it's probably TJ"

2 "I can smell some strong ass weed somewhere"

-"it's TJ".
by thrasherpower February 04, 2010
 
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A egotisctical bastard who thinks of nothing but getting some action, having a girlfriend at all times, and getting laid. Unaware of his idiocracy he will do ANYTHING to get into your mind, your heart, and your pants. Thinking he has uber stealth skills, he attempts to date and ask out several girls (whom are friends) at a time, unaware that these girls often talk to each other, leaving out no details of his corny-horny texts and love rants. Having all of this happen in the span of one week, he becomes hated rapidly, and talked about behind his back.
Still unaware of the anger projected towards him he continues his foolish plot. Fortunately, he, as will probably happen the rest of his life, will not succeed.

total loser
that guy is such a T.J. wtf?
by shit? April 23, 2009
 
3.
TJ
tiny junk: a super small penis.
That Kid Tj has "Tiny Junk"
by billyboy92 December 05, 2007
 
4.
TJ
To Steal, To Take (especially from one's dorm room)
WTF, who TJed my wallet?

Boy A: Yo, I left my door open for five minutes and my money was TJed.
Boy B: Well... If you had a hundred bucks on your desk, I would TJ it too.
by Clintion Knight April 08, 2008
 
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a fantastically sweet and handsome man. one that will drop everything to help you. very protective, strong, and wise-minded. synonymous with the words wisdom, integrity, classiness, and one-of-a-kind. to be strangely appealing and desirable.
Billy: are you sure this lad will be a good for the college kids?

Chris: definitely. i can tell this one is a total T.J.
by mjoy10 February 03, 2010
 
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TJ
MAN KNOWN TO HAVE A LITTLE PENIS. ALWAYS THE COCKIEST DUDE IN THE ROOM. LOVES FAT CHICS THAT ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDMA. THINKS EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET HIM. LIKES TO SCREW BASICALLY ANYTHING OR ANYONE THAT HAS A VAGINA.
"EWWWW, YOU SLEPT WITH MY GRANNY. THAT'S SUCH A TJ THING TO DO."
by HOTGRANNY March 26, 2009
 
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TJ
Tiny Junk i.e. small penis
That kid brett has tiny junk
by Ashley May 09, 2004