Shaun, Do you want t-sauce on your burger?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?
by tsacue fake news June 3, 2017
An incredibly sloppy drunk. Reduced to basic motor functions and speech patterns. Becomes very confrontational, despite the fact that he is a total vagina. Often exhibits hillbilly behavior, ranting about the "good ol' boys back home in Cinci" and how "things would be so damn good if there weren't girls around." Most believe he is either asexual or homosexual (catcher only) and is believed to have an inch and a half erection although it has never been seen by human eyes. Prefers that ghetto booty, if anything.
Person A :"Oh my god, that kid just managed to die 37 times in a team slayer game."
Person B: "Yea I know what a T-Sauce, I bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something."
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Person A: "Look at the kid falling down a hill, such a T-sauce".
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Person A: "Hey do my laundry you T-sauce ass bitch"
T-Sauce: "Fuck off, I'm gonna get drunk.... But does you want downy or tide?"
Person B: "Yea I know what a T-Sauce, I bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something."
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Person A: "Look at the kid falling down a hill, such a T-sauce".
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Person A: "Hey do my laundry you T-sauce ass bitch"
T-Sauce: "Fuck off, I'm gonna get drunk.... But does you want downy or tide?"
by Derek (The gay one) February 25, 2008