(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce
Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)
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1. The one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.
Yo, I heard T-Diddy was once abandoned in the middle of the woods for 6 months alone and survived only by eating his own feces, and drinking his own urine, which in fact, is not feces or urine, because he shits out filet mignon, and his urine consists of 100% pure Crystal Champagne. Oh, and for pure entertainment, he wrestled alligators and snakes.
by My name is T-Diddy September 03, 2007
A gangsta nickname for the Greek historian Thucydides, whose text "History of the Peloponnesian War" laid out foundations of international relations, grand strategy, war, and politics.

Examples of street cred include his description of the pwnage of Melos in the Melian Dialogue, as well as the baller speeches of Pericles, Alcibiades, Cleon, and Nicias
You wanna know about war? Lemme hook you up with my homie T-Diddy
by Pericles431 October 08, 2009
The epidime of homo, t diddy means to be a jerk, and not just any kinda of jerk, but a super kind! The kind of jerk who sells flyers tickets to his friends for more then he paid! Also the orginator of the tommy tool, the open handed tool of legend!
T diddy is not the man
by chops27 October 28, 2009
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